Dinoflagellites

Dinoflagellites, commonly known for their bioluminescent nature, are a subdivision of the Alveolates. They are one celled, but occasionally will have population explosions causing the dangerous occurrence known as red tide.

Read in Medievil fashion while a friend sings something medievil like.

Once upon a time, there was a king paramecium. His daughter was taken by a horrible Spirostumum dragon. The king recruited a noble warrior Amoeba.

King: rescue my daughter great amoeba!

So the Amoeba went along to the dragon's den.

Spirostumum: Dear amoeba, do not slay me. I will grant you power beyond imagination! The amoeba agreed as long as it didn't have to do anything with cheese.

The spirostumum dragon granted Amoeba the power to rule over all kingdoms, but, he had to suffer through Justin Beiber's singing.